[Lyric] Like Maybe (Fred Blankenburg)

[Verse]
Like maybe
Ripping your hair out, burning your money
Or staring at a rock for an hour
Discovering that your parents didn't exist
Or thinking you have magical powers
Giving my dog a shave, eating raw tater tots
Supporting Obama's campaign
My life is so absurd, I wish that I could just
Live in some castle in Spain

[Chorus]
Well, as you can see, there's a whole lot you'd never do
It's not like you at all
These are the things that you would never do
Inside a toilet stall
(Mom! I just ran out of toilet paper!)