Never takes you long to get ready Never takes you long to get done up But I could stand before this mirror For 2 hours or for 2 minutes And I would still look like I been hit by a truck Is it hot in here or am I just sweaty? Is it bright in here or is that just you Would you be sad if we departed Or do you have to drag me to another party Like...Learn More

Well lookin' in your face I see something true Put our heads together Who knows what we can do Put our heads together Then we’ll make a plan Then we’re gonna be workin’ on somethin’ Gonna be working on somethin’ You and me You and me We’re gonna be We’re gonna be We’re gonna be working on somethin’ The glimmer in your eyes I know what you’re...Learn More

We’re gonna have a shrimp night All night You and me we’re eating shrimp till sunrise We’re gonna have a shrimp night all night We’re gonna have a shrimp night Shrimp night Shrimp night That’s right Grab a shrimp Take a bite Whole table Covered in Deep sea Delights we got Garlic butter Hot sauce Marinara Remoulade Lime crema Tangerine Curried...Learn More

Fortunately for us We can do what we want It’s a free dang nation And so we’re celebrating our love But what if someone came to power For whom love made their heart feel sour Lets say there’s written By a federal commission A law banning expressions of love And every February there’s a Crackdown on the very sacred day We set aside for this...Learn More

Good morning darling Valentine’s is here The Christmas for lovers That comes once a year And I know that you’re anxious To see what you got So finish your breakfast And open this box I got you a shirt I got you a shirt It says that you’re crazy And it says where you work It says you’re a leo And I hope that that’s true For Valentines day I got...Learn More

Yankee candles burnin’ inside every room You’re drifting down the hall leaving ghosts of your perfume Rose petals take you through the kitchen up the stairs Should you need to freshen up there’s a dr bronner's up there Containers from the restaurant Reek like tandoori grill I wash my hands in the kitchen sink With cucumber purell Everywhere you...Learn More

Well my cars outta gas My skateboard's broke My mountain bike Has got a busted spoke Can’t take a plane 'Cause they’re all booked up Can’t take a roller coaster 'Cause I’m not tall enough Supposed to see my baby February 14 But the jokes in my desk calendar were too Funny So I don’t know the date And I need see my baby today Telephone operator...Learn More

Honey I’m home from the grocery store I picked up what you wanted and more Oh I’m sorry for interrupting I can see you’re busy doin something Don’t mind me I’ll get outa your hair Put these away and disappear somewhere Should you need me just holler my name But until then I will stay outa your way 'Cause today is a day that ends in a Y Which...Learn More