[Lyric] I Got You A Shirt (Howell Dawdy)

Good morning darling
Valentine’s is here
The Christmas for lovers
That comes once a year

And I know that you’re anxious
To see what you got
So finish your breakfast
And open this box

I got you a shirt
I got you a shirt
It says that you’re crazy
And it says where you work
It says you’re a leo
And I hope that that’s true

For Valentines day I got you a shirt
From a Chinese factory that prints targeted merch
For Valentines I got you a shirt about you
I hope that you like it
And I hope that it fits
I hope you like wearing
An informative list

And I hope you’re not angry
That it’s not diamonds or pearls
Or something else you could give
To anyone in the world

No I got you a shirt
I got you a shirt
It mentions I’m awesome
And that you’re an introvert
It’s got hands where your boobs are
And it says that they’re mine

For Valentines day I got you a shirt
Sorry there’s a line on there that calls you a jerk
For Valentines I got you the best shirt of all time