Pilgrim justice Salem Mass, 1692 Witches drowned in rock sacks, baby Sinners’ ears removed Those were the good old days Those were the good old days Hook by crook, with the good book We’re bringin’ em back again Kuz we’re Pro Life We’re Pro LifeWe’re Pro Life What a lie Taliban USA Taliban USA Taliban USA Before the sun comes up We mass to plot...Learn More

As the mirage of democracy melts away As the shanty tents pile up around the malls We give you Satan - Oh yeah! Satan - Oh Yeah! Satan’s Combover is here As the worlds downsized until we all explode So many sides enraged at the same things We herd your angry mobs into Panicland With Satan - Oh yeah! Satan - Oh! Yeah! Satan’s Combover is...Learn More

We Created Putin World War I - We won! But did we bother to win the peace? Make 'em suffer! Let ‘em starve! Led direct to the Nazis After World War II, we learned Rebuilt Germany and Japan But when the Soviet Union fell Where was our Marshall plan? Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho We created Putin We created Putin We created...Learn More

[Verse 1] I want my life back Trying to be my own boss How hard must I work For a life without clocks It's a hard days night Every hour of the day No time for all the things I want to do or say [Chorus] Pressure gonna drop Pressure gonna drop Pressure gonna drop again Pressure gonna drop Pressure gonna drop Pressure gonna drop again Pressure gonna...Learn More

[Verse 1] Another day, another lunch Away I trot To deli land downtown Bits of sproutsy bagel Rain down on my table As I surf my mail I scan between Quiche Migraine blitzes With my raving eyes For next Friday's yogurt princess Hear a crash outside [Chorus] Let's go stare at bloody dead people Let's go stare at bloody dead people Let's go stare at...Learn More

[Verse 1] I died again today Internet says Rumours, they start to snowball With gruesome details I checked in the shower No blood or bullet wounds But it's gone stark raving viral So it must be true [Chorus] And 9/11 is an inside job Obama is a Muslim From darkest Africa Know not to believe Fox News Who would turn around and spread this? People...Learn More