[Lyric] People With Too Much Time On Their Hands (Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School Of Medicine)

[Verse 1]
I died again today
Internet says
Rumours, they start to snowball
With gruesome details

I checked in the shower
No blood or bullet wounds
But it's gone stark raving viral
So it must be true

[Chorus]
And 9/11 is an inside job
Obama is a Muslim
From darkest Africa
Know not to believe Fox News
Who would turn around and spread this?

People with too much time on their hands

[Verse 2]
Little Kaptain Klueless
Posted on Punk News
I banned him from Dirksen's service
Only it wasn't true
Then an ex-girlfriend
Put up a wild screed
I got weapons in my car
To hunt down ex-Kennеdy's

[Chorus]
Sure enough snarky remarks
Comе pouring in
Angry birdbrain tweets galore
Too chicken to sign their name
Not one parrot stopped to ask
'is this real or more made-up trash?'

From people with too much time on their hands

[Bridge]
Monkey with stock prices
Lie to get their coworkers fired
Swiftboat your ex-lovers
Make up sex offender files
Go whining to Yelp
When you can't get something for free

So damn eager to push send
When 2+223
Yeah
Somebody dissed me
All over Facebook!
The sky is falling...

Well I could care less
What they think of me
As the great philosopher
Jerry Lee once said
"I am what I am!"

[Verse 3]
The good news is
We all can have our say
Not just pundits and weasels
Can access our brains
The bad news is
We all can rant and flame
So don't just question authority
Question bloggers
Question me!

[Chorus]
Cyber-bullied suicides
Start as someone's sick jokes
Kids gunned down at school again
Parents stalked, saying it's a hoax
And refugees are rapists
Sent from ISIS training camps
By People with too much time on their hands