[Intro] This morning I spilt coffee on myself For thirty whole seconds I wanted to cry But I laughed instead And said 'fuck it, that's just life' I still haven't changed my clothes Cause the smell reminds me of this guy I knew back in highschool who worked at a local coffee shop [Verse 1] On a Tuesday afternoon He said he liked my dress I said...Learn More

[Chorus] Do you know your ABC's? Then come along and sing with me! [Verse 1] A is for adult, and B is for baby C is for coloring, and D is for daddy! E is for earmuffs for your whiny ass F is for fuck you, and G is for grow up [Chorus] Do you know your ABC's? Then come along and sing with me! [Verse 2] H is for happy baby! I is for ice cream! J...Learn More

[Intro] ...and I am not frightened of dying, you know Any time will do, I don't mind Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime [Lyricless vocals] [Bridge] I never said I was afraid of dying [Lyricless vocals]...Learn More