[Lyric] ABCs (KweenDaria)

[Chorus]
Do you know your ABC's?
Then come along and sing with me!

[Verse 1]
A is for adult, and B is for baby
C is for coloring, and D is for daddy!
E is for earmuffs for your whiny ass
F is for fuck you, and G is for grow up

[Chorus]
Do you know your ABC's?
Then come along and sing with me!

[Verse 2]
H is for happy baby!
I is for ice cream!
J is for jammies, and K is for kittens
L is for little space, and M is for mommy
N is for no life and O is obese
[Chorus]
Do you know your ABC's?
Then come along and sing with me!

[Verse 3]
P is for paci, and Q is for QUIT. YOUR. BITCHING
R is for regression and S is for SHUT UP
T is for Tobie and U is for uglyfuck
V is for vegetables (which she doesn't get enough of)

[Chorus]
Do you know your ABC's?
Then come along and sing with me!

[Outro]
W is for whining
And X is for extra large Big Mac to kill yourself with
(Should I do it?) [Daria doing a mockery Tobie voice]
Y is for YES PLEASE, and Z(ed); you're dead!

Yippee, hooray!