[Verse 1 - Orange and Little Apple] Midget, the tiny Apple (Apple) Took a bath and glowed so red (like a stoplight) And if you ever saw him (saw him) Your eyeballs would hurt like red (like a migraine) Everyone in the kitchen (kitchen) Made him go out in the fog (like an outcast) They didn't want poor Midget (me!) Distracting from talk of egg nog...Learn More