[Lyric] Midget Rudolph Midget the Tiny Apple (Midget Apple)

[Verse 1 - Orange and Little Apple]
Midget, the tiny Apple (Apple)
Took a bath and glowed so red (like a stoplight)
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
Your eyeballs would hurt like red (like a migraine)

Everyone in the kitchen (kitchen)
Made him go out in the fog (like an outcast)
They didn't want poor Midget (me!)
Distracting from talk of egg nog (stupid egg nog)

Then came Santa in his sleigh (whoa!)
And Santa said to him (yeah?)

[Verse 2 - Santa & Little Apple]
Midget, Christmas needs you (really?)
Rudolph came down with the flu (woah!)

[Verse 3 - Little Apple and Orange]
Then all the other fruits loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (Yipee!)
Midget, the tiny Apple (Apple)
Your incredibly puny! (Hey!)
[End - Santa]
Hohoho! Merry Christmas!