[Intro] "Ok, Frank. Let me ask you..." "How many provinces in Canada?" "Umm... Ten?" "Okay, how many provinces in China?" "Uhh... Twenty-three!" "How many in The Philippines?" "I don't know... How many?" "Believe it or not... 81" [Verse 1] Abra, Kalinga, Aurora, Laguna Maguindanao, Ifugao, Isabela Aklan and Basilan, Sulu, Biliran Leyte, Cagayan,...Learn More

"So you want to know more about Filipino mythology huh?" "Yes, but why do you have a British accent?" "NO more questions! Wear this third eye! It will explain everything!" In the Pacific, in the vicinity of old Lemuria. Exists creature beyond your wildest imagination. (dwende) Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende! I also go by elf,...Learn More