[Lyric] Filipino Mythical Creatures Rap (Mikey Bustos)

"So you want to know more about Filipino mythology huh?"
"Yes, but why do you have a British accent?"
"NO more questions! Wear this third eye! It will explain everything!"

In the Pacific, in the vicinity of old Lemuria. Exists creature beyond your wildest imagination. (dwende)

Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende!
I also go by elf, dwarf, goblin? Pwede!
You probably have heard of us in stories from your nanay, of how we put a curse on you if you don't give us 'alay'!

We come in many colors: black, white, red, and green
But unlеss you have a third eye thеn we are never seen!
We are magical and powerful, mischievious and lovable, and say "Tabi tabi po!" while passing by our mound bro!

Look up in the tree. That is where you'll find me
They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philippines
Smokin' cigars all day gettin' crunk, you can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk

Guess what?! Wala lang
I'm a tikbalang!
I'm a half macho dancer
Half stallion!
When the night falls I'm a terrorizing force
Ladies watch your back
'cause I'm hung like a horse
Ask your nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
Known to every Filipino
In the Philippines there are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to!

They call me White Lady
Like Belo, I am whitening
Was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me
And so in the night while you're on Balete Drive
If you see me, please stop
Or you'll see these red eyes!

Oh...
Serena...
Woah...
I should join the Voice Philippines dibaaa?!
Part fish tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid
Sex appeal with hydration like I'm Gatorade
But if you get too close to this beautiful girl
I'll pull you deep down 'til you're part of my world!

By day, I'm an ordinary gal. (mmhmm)
By night, I'm a half-bodied Mananangal!
I come from a class of ghouls known as 'Aswang'
I'm allergic to asin
And I hate Bawang
I have long tongue
Bat wings, and maybe
That pregnant lady
Will feed me her baby
You can try to stop me but catching me is tough
'Cause the only way to kill me
Is to find my lower half
Ask your nanay 'bout these mythical creatures
Known to every Filipino
In the Philippines there are Mythical creatures
"Mythical Creatures Rap" na 'to!

I'm Mayweather
I'm gunna Beat Pacquiao!

"Hey? What happened to my beat?
"No, don't worry. The characters in this video are mythical and are not true. Mabuhay! GO PACQUIAO!"