[Verse 1] On the first day of Criptidmass, a cryptid sent to me A mothman on a lamp [Verse 2] On the second day of Criptidmass, a cryptid sent to me Two white yetis, and A mothman on a lamp [Verse 3] On the third day of Criptidmass, a cryptid sent to me Three night stalkers Two white yetis, and A mothman on a lamp [Verse 4] On the fourth day of...Learn More

[Spoken] Here we go [Verse 1] Here comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, with his giant schlong Two big feet and all his hair stomping along the way Balls are hanging, children screaming, all is kinda gross So hide your daughters and say your prayers, 'cause Bigfoot comes tonight [Spoken] In more ways than one [Verse 2] Here comes Bigfoot, here...Learn More

[Verse 1] Out of all the goats You Have the Biggest Bridge Run run Goat Man Mary land ain’t too far behind [Chorus] Run run Goat Man Satans gotta make it to hell Satan making hurry tell him he can run over kids Run run Goat Man Reeling from my ex-wife Cheryl taking the kids [Verse 2] Said Satan to his spookem ghost “What have you been longing...Learn More