[Lyric] Here Comes Bigfoot (Nudist Colony)

[Spoken]
Here we go

[Verse 1]
Here comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, with his giant schlong
Two big feet and all his hair stomping along the way
Balls are hanging, children screaming, all is kinda gross
So hide your daughters and say your prayers, 'cause Bigfoot comes tonight

[Spoken]
In more ways than one

[Verse 2]
Here comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, with his giant schlong
He's got a bag that filled with eggs and meat for him to eat
Hear those people scream ah ah ah oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and cover your head, 'cause Bigfoot comes tonight

[Spoken]
Oh, instrumental
Merry Christmas y'all
I know
[Chorus]
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

[Spoken]
Oh its almost over here we go

[Verse 3]
Here comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, with his giant schlong
He doesn't care if your rich or poor he'll eat you all the same
Bigfoot knows that we taste like chicken so that kinda helps I guess
So fill your hearts with dreadful fear, 'cause Bigfoot comes tonight

[Verse 4]
Here comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, with his giant schlong
He'll come around when people scream its that time of year again
Peace on Earth will come to all if we just sacrifice a few
So lets just give like three or four children, 'cause Bigfoot comes tonight

[Spoken]
Another instrumental

[Chorus]
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

[Spoken]
Here we go
[Verse 1]
Here comes Bigfoot, here comes Bigfoot, with his giant schlong
Two big feet and all his hair stomping along the way
Balls are hanging, children screaming, all is kinda gross
So jump in 'head cover your head, 'cause Bigfoot comes tonight

[Spoken]
And scene