[Verse: Sam] Uh, yeah Time to go freestyle Like 8 Mile Well, here's the thing I’m the best rapper around Just search around the town You'll find me The number one OG I can rap Like none of other silly crap Now take this map And go fap Yeah...Learn More

[Intro] I think we should just do a...Thanksgiving album [scribbling on paper] [Verse 1] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hold on It's Thanksgiving Turkey to be eating Too bad it's not living Ah, shit! [paper ripping then crumbling] [Sample] Special Christmas episode Me-Merry Christmas Christmas [Hook] Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell Jingle all the way to...Learn More

[Verse] Ah, hey Alaska, hey Ah, hey Alaska, hey Ah, hey Alaska, hey This is your song Alaska, Alaska My beautiful girl She's a beautiful fish Fish Ah, hey Alaska, hey, hey, hey You're my fish [Female Vocals] (harmonizing) Heyeah, heyeah, heyeah...Learn More

[Verse: Jorge and Sam] I catch a grenade for you and throw it back at you and make it explode and you die You're a firework and I will fucking kill you My teenage dream is to murder you I will suck out your mom's soul I love you just the way you are Dead All I wanna see is a sky full of knives Cut yourself, bitch You know what S&M stands...Learn More

[Windows start-up noise] [Jorge] I love my computer [Windows error sounds start playing repeatedly] [Jorge] Oh shit, uh oh, shit Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit [Hook: Microsoft Anna] Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit [Verse: Jorge] One, one, one one one Zero,...Learn More

[Intro: Jorge] I fap to your pictures all day and night I don't think it's right but I know it's okay Because you love me-ee-ee-yughh Psshh [Hook: Alvin and the Chipmunks] We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don't be late [Sample: Scrooge McDuck] Bah! Humbug! [Verse: Jorge and Santa Clause Sample] There goes Santa Clause Breaking all...Learn More

[Jason] Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt Asscheek, assphalt...Learn More

[Intro: Adam and Sam] I'm so bad So I can be your backseat, backseat, backseat, backseat driver [Verse: Sam and Jroge] Murder your parents and all your relatives Everyone you loved and all your friends Mama, I'm a pirate Go suck a dick I was in jail this one day and I got a penis shoved in me and it went so far that it came out of my mouth and...Learn More

[Verse 1: Jorge] Suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a dick Suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a dick Suck a dick Sam's a gay faggot Sam's a gay faggot Sam's a gay [Verse 2: Sam] You gotta leave me alone because No one loves you I can't think- [Jorge] Shut up Sam Adam just left me a voicemail, hold on [Phone Voicemail] First unheard message: [Adam] Hey,...Learn More

[Verse: Sam] (Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Merry Christmas) Hey guys I'm here to tell you a very important thing about Christmas You know, the Jesus thing You know, Jesus wing Hey, you know, let's give each other presents I'll lick yourrrrr... Snow Oh well (Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Merry Christmas) Hey guys Merry Christmas Ho-ho-ho-ha That didn't even...Learn More

[Sam] If you're gay and you know it clap your hands (clap, clap) If you're gay and you know it clap your hands (clap, clap) [Jorge] Who clapped? Who clapped? Who clapped? I mean, come on [Sam] If you're gay and you know it, give me a reach around ... What? [Adam] What? [Sam] What? [Adam] What? What? What? [Sam] What? [Adam] What?...Learn More

[phone ringing] [Jorge] Please, please answer Please, oh God, please answer [Austin] Hello? [Jorge] Austin. I'm in jail right now. They-they got me, dude, I..I-I-can you bail me out, please? [Austin] Oh wait, dude, did you? Did you just say you're in jail? [Jorge] I-I need your help, please. Just... [Austin] Did you say you were in...Learn More