[Lyric] Christmas Crime Carol (Period Tears)

[Intro: Jorge]
I fap to your pictures all day and night
I don't think it's right but I know it's okay
Because you love me-ee-ee-yughh
Psshh

[Hook: Alvin and the Chipmunks]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late

[Sample: Scrooge McDuck]
Bah! Humbug!

[Verse: Jorge and Santa Clause Sample]
There goes Santa Clause
Breaking all the laws
Running from the cops (Ho! Ho! Ho!)
In his sleigh on Christmas day
Over San Jose
Shot like JFK (Oh!)
Fell in San Francisco Bay
And drowned
All the kids frowned
Cause the red fatass died
And they know that parents lied
[Hook: Alvin and the Chipmunks]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late