You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck So, we're gonna get the pie crust ready here You wanna take four or five slices of whole-grain bread Cut off the crust, and then gently press that into a pie shell Just keep spinning and pressing until you get a nice, smooth texture And then brush off the extra crust, and there's your shell So we're...Learn More

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[Verse 1] Jessica Telephone always wished that she could Be good at something other than blaseball Jessica Telephone never thought that she'd be Stuck inside of a gigantic peanut While inside the peanut, Jessica decided To learn all the words to the song Rap God When she came back out everyone was surprised to learn That Jessica was now a...Learn More