[Intro] Welcome to the Space Jam [Verse] L-l-l-let me tell you a story This story's about a boy This boy's name is Michael His dad said he couldn't ball Boy could he fuckin' ball He went to outer space And he battled some fuckin' martians They were really scared Then he met Larry Bird Then he met Bill fuckin' Murray (Bill fuckin' Murray?) Yeah,...Learn More

[Intro] [MC p4k] Hey, uh, hey, man, what's your favorite soft drink? [John Pemberton] Uh, I like Coke, personally [MC p4k] Uh, Pepsi is better. Uh, let me, let me tell you why [Verse 1] You know what is not good? Coke is not good You should be drinking Pepsi like you know you should You know what won't make you fat? Pepsi won't make you fat You...Learn More

[Intro] [Verse 1] Watermelons are my favorite things to eat And my kids are my second favorite things to beat And basketball is probably my favorite sport And I never pay taxes or child support And I like watching ESPN And I beat a white girl every now and then [Hook x2] This one goes out to our black fan You make us look not-so-racist, thanks...Learn More