[Lyric] Space Jam Bitch (Poon Patrol)

[Intro]
Welcome to the Space Jam

[Verse]
L-l-l-let me tell you a story
This story's about a boy
This boy's name is Michael
His dad said he couldn't ball
Boy could he fuckin' ball
He went to outer space
And he battled some fuckin' martians
They were really scared
Then he met Larry Bird
Then he met Bill fuckin' Murray
(Bill fuckin' Murray?)
Yeah, Bill fuckin' Murray
Then they fucking golfed
That shit was so fire
Life was so good
Until shit got fuckin' nuts
He got sucked into a hole
By a couple little stupid aliens
Who just wanted to ball
But what they didn't know
Was that when Michael Jordan balls
He balls the best of 'em all
[Outro]
S-S-Space Jam Bitch
Space Jam Bitch