MILES EDGEWORTH [sung]: What can I say? All the signs point to the truth My perfect guilty record—forever tainted, thanks to you This court is meant to stop the ones who bring darkness to the light It’s natural—no miracle—for this court to make it… [spoken] Wright, you listen to me. These lingering doubts you’ve burdened me with serve no useful...Learn More

PHOENIX WRIGHT [spoken]: Robert Hammond... Since you last saw him, about how many years would you say have passed? MARVIN GROSSBERG: Did you say... “past”? PHOENIX: What? Ah–no, no, no! Well, I mean, yes, technically but– GROSSBERG [sung]: Like the scent of fresh lemons... The days of my youuuuuuuuth! [spoken] Yes. Yes! Eureka! The pieces are...Learn More

DICK GUMSHOE: [scatting "Jingle Bells"] [gasps, spoken] Is that snow!? ...No. Shoulda known, I guess… Heheh, I don't think I've ever seen it snow around here Sure would be nice if it did, though... [sung] I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… But then again, aren’t we all? Wouldn’t it be nice If instead of rain and ice A fluffy, cleansing snow...Learn More

PHOENIX WRIGHT [spoken]: Um...sure, uh, we'll, uh, run the Wet Noodle while you're gone. Now, look, since you're here, I've got a couple questions-- BOAT SHOP CARETAKER: Awww, Keithy! That's great news! PHOENIX: Uh-- CARETAKER: Now we can really get things moving here! PHOENIX: Alright, now let me just-- CARETAKER: I even wrote a little jingle...Learn More

DEE VASQUEZ [spoken]: So, you came. What is it you were saying? PHOENIX WRIGHT [sung]: Five years ago, this accident occurred But no one on the outside ever heard a word You hung it over Hammer’s head You made him do whatever you said That’s why he was doing kids’ shows instead VASQUEZ: So now I’m a blackmailer – is that it? MAYA FEY: You know...Learn More

MILES EDGEWORTH [spoken]: We call Ms. Vasquez to the stand DEE VASQUEZ [sung]: My name is Dee Vasquez I am a producer For Global Studios EDGEWORTH: On the day of the murder You were in the second studio... VASQUEZ: Yes, as everyone here knows You will find that my alibi is airtight We were trapped at the studio, you see Mr. Monkey had fallen,...Learn More

MANFRED VON KARMA [spoken]: My dear boy, as a prosecutor, my job is to eliminate these enemies of society. The only way I can do that is to obtain a guilty verdict at every opportunity. I will not let one miserable miscreant go free. I will do whatever is necessary to have those perversions of humanity receive what is due them [sung] I'm in charge...Learn More

MILES EDGEWORTH [sung]: Go on, tell me What is it you have to say? PHOENIX WRIGHT: You first—what happened? What happened the other day? We heard about it in all the wrong places— Edgeworth, please tell us, we won’t let you face this Alone… EDGEWORTH [spoken]: Alone? PHOENIX: Edgeworth, let me defend you EDGEWORTH [sung]: Guilty of being a...Learn More

DICK GUMSHOE [sung]: I consider myself to be a real man's man, see The kinda guy who won't back down from a fight I keep this city clean, pal, and I live like a king Though I eat ramen noodles every night But despite my gruff exterior, I know I ain't superior My skills at solving crimes can sometimes rust... But I'm swallowing my pride, this time...Learn More

WENDY OLDBAG [sung]: The say the world moves by so fast And once I was the fastest But lately my joints, they creak and ache And meanwhile the past is Fading ever further Out of sight, out of mind I just can’t seem to catch my breath I’m getting left behind Dear old Hammer, my fading star I never held a single doubt To me he shined as bright as...Learn More

0:00 [Decree of the Prosecutor section] 1:32 [It's Gotta Be The Butz! section] 2:12 [I'll Be There section] 3:07 [The Samurai Always Wins section] 4:03 [Make It Right section] 4:35 [August Day section] 4:39 [Anything to Win section] 5:00 [600,000 Volts (Out of My Way) section] 5:20 [Justice For All section] 5:57 [Ending]...Learn More

LOTTA HART [spoken]: Ya'll need to loosen up. Yer so tense an' serious; this ain't a funeral! PHOENIX WRIGHT: It's close enough, isn't it? It's a murder trial-- LOTTA: Ya'll need to learn some manners too! T'ain't polite to talk like that to a young lady! MANFRED VON KARMA: I repeat: don't say anything trivial or unrelated to this case....Learn More