[Lyric] Pasta Shop The Wet Noodle Jingle (PW Musical Productions)

PHOENIX WRIGHT [spoken]:
Um...sure, uh, we'll, uh, run the Wet Noodle while you're gone. Now, look, since you're here, I've got a couple questions--

BOAT SHOP CARETAKER:
Awww, Keithy! That's great news!

PHOENIX:
Uh--

CARETAKER:
Now we can really get things moving here!

PHOENIX:
Alright, now let me just--

CARETAKER:
I even wrote a little jingle for commercials!

PHOENIX:
Oh. Alright, great
CARETAKER [sung]:
AHEM! Mi mi mi mi miiiii!

PHOENIX [spoken]:
Wait-wait...nonono, th-that's okay, I-I really don't...

CARETAKER [sung]:
Ohhhhhhhhhh!

PHOENIX [spoken]:
Um. Augh!

CARETAKER [sung]:
Pasta shop!
Pasta everywhere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

We've got all kinds of pasta
For you to еnjoy!
With Meg my lovely daughter
And Kеith my only boy!

PHOENIX [spoken]:
Oof!
CARETAKER [sung]:
Pasta shop!
Pasta everywhere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

The Wet Noodle's where it's at
To get a real good deal
The best place by the lake
For a tasty meal!

Pasta shop!
Pasta everywhere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

Just take a look at the menu
For it is sure to please!
So pop a cork and grab a fork
And try some rainbowlini!

PHOENIX [spoken]:
Excuse me

CARETAKER [sung]:
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
PHOENIX [spoken]:
Excuse me!

CARETAKER:
[choking noises]

PHOENIX:
That's a real pretty song, but I really need to know--

CARETAKER:
Keith! You know better than to interrupt someone like that!

PHOENIX:
Um

CARETAKER:
Why I... I...oughta...
[snores]

PHOENIX:
He fell asleep!