(Verse 1) Met my homie and he tried to kiss me Just ate some pizza like it's from Chuck E. Cheese I can't count to 5 So copped the 'rari but I can't even drive Just took out the trash like its Fortnite Just slapped a bum ass bitch He was white Playing Roblox like it’s a Tuesday Used to be straight but now I am gay Walked into Charli’s room it was...Learn More

I met this dude he was like a silly spongebob i just came back from mars and i slapped a dude he was a minecraft mob just crossed up PG and these bitches say i still can't ball been in the bathroom so long i stink up the whole stall just ate your ass like its 1966 just killed a child with no stick my bars gave me the flu they so sick i pulled up to...Learn More

I juul In the pool That is the rule In the school When u yell U drool Ur a fool I saw ur sister She looked like a mister (record scratch) Rikrirkrii met fred flintstone I kissed her While playing some twister I went to the gas station To get some fuel Ur stubborn as a mule Thats the golden rule Watching paw patrol I went to the bank And i stole I...Learn More