(Verse 1)
Met my homie and he tried to kiss me
Just ate some pizza like it's from Chuck E. Cheese
I can't count to 5
So copped the 'rari but I can't even drive
Just took out the trash like its Fortnite
Just slapped a bum ass bitch
He was white
Playing Roblox like it’s a Tuesday
Used to be straight but now I am gay
Walked into Charli’s room it was so cloudy
Reading Dork Diaries but I saw Rowley
I used to eat Frosted Flakes back in the day
I just got nut in my eye now I feel like Ray
(Chorus)
Just came in his booty like its 1663
Went to the storе and deepthroated some string cheese
I wеnt to the bathroom and i drank some pee I have so many bitches but i can't count one
Tried to pick up your mom but she weighed a ton
I bet she can't even run
You know how long it took me to blow up?
Not even a month (Verse 2)
Just pulled up to the gas station to get some fuel
Saw a dude selling crack and he looked like a mule
You stare at your ceiling fan while i suck a dude named dan
And you know he was a man
Watching family guy but i just saw stan
Cooking some patties on the frying pan
I just took a poop and it stunk up the room
Im uneducated what is the moon
And i just had sex in 1992 you have no manners at the dinner table you so rude
Walked into the bathroom it smelled i think someone pooed
Ate some spaghetti like its 1434 your so dumb you can't open a door
Just went to Walmart and i met Paul Blart he stinks i think he shart
Just drank a bottle of mustard when i saw your face i was disgusted just dropped my toy car in the water now it is rusted
(Chorus)
Just came in his booty like its 1663
Went to the store and deepthroated some string cheese
I went to the bathroom and i drank some pee I have so many bitches but i can't count one
Tried to pick up your mom but she weighed a ton
I bet she can't even run
You know how long it took me to blow up?
Not even a month
(Verse 3)
Can't count to nine so i drank some wine
Bitches think i'm straight but james charles is mine
Sitting in a chair i feel like stephen hawking
Bitches say they're quiet but won't stop the talking
Writing this song like its 2020
Just saw a joke it wasn't even funny
Are you sick because your nose is very runny
(Chorus)
Just came in his booty like its 1663
Went to the bathroom and attempted to count to three
I went to the bathroom and i drank some pee I have so many bitches but i can't count one
Tried to pick up your mom but she weighed a ton
I bet she can't even run
You know how long it took me to blow up?
Not even a month
Met my homie and he tried to kiss me
Just ate some pizza like it's from Chuck E. Cheese
I can't count to 5
So copped the 'rari but I can't even drive
Just took out the trash like its Fortnite
Just slapped a bum ass bitch
He was white
Playing Roblox like it’s a Tuesday
Used to be straight but now I am gay
Walked into Charli’s room it was so cloudy
Reading Dork Diaries but I saw Rowley
I used to eat Frosted Flakes back in the day
I just got nut in my eye now I feel like Ray
(Chorus)
Just came in his booty like its 1663
Went to the storе and deepthroated some string cheese
I wеnt to the bathroom and i drank some pee I have so many bitches but i can't count one
Tried to pick up your mom but she weighed a ton
I bet she can't even run
You know how long it took me to blow up?
Not even a month (Verse 2)
Just pulled up to the gas station to get some fuel
Saw a dude selling crack and he looked like a mule
You stare at your ceiling fan while i suck a dude named dan
And you know he was a man
Watching family guy but i just saw stan
Cooking some patties on the frying pan
I just took a poop and it stunk up the room
Im uneducated what is the moon
And i just had sex in 1992 you have no manners at the dinner table you so rude
Walked into the bathroom it smelled i think someone pooed
Ate some spaghetti like its 1434 your so dumb you can't open a door
Just went to Walmart and i met Paul Blart he stinks i think he shart
Just drank a bottle of mustard when i saw your face i was disgusted just dropped my toy car in the water now it is rusted
(Chorus)
Just came in his booty like its 1663
Went to the store and deepthroated some string cheese
I went to the bathroom and i drank some pee I have so many bitches but i can't count one
Tried to pick up your mom but she weighed a ton
I bet she can't even run
You know how long it took me to blow up?
Not even a month
(Verse 3)
Can't count to nine so i drank some wine
Bitches think i'm straight but james charles is mine
Sitting in a chair i feel like stephen hawking
Bitches say they're quiet but won't stop the talking
Writing this song like its 2020
Just saw a joke it wasn't even funny
Are you sick because your nose is very runny
(Chorus)
Just came in his booty like its 1663
Went to the bathroom and attempted to count to three
I went to the bathroom and i drank some pee I have so many bitches but i can't count one
Tried to pick up your mom but she weighed a ton
I bet she can't even run
You know how long it took me to blow up?
Not even a month
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