For the past 18 years, your life has been pretty smooth Let's take a moment and reflect, on all you've had to do You've rolled outta bed, and strolled to the living room And watched Cartoon Network, while your mom made waffles for you Your laundry was magically clean, and your dad's back pocket was an ATM machine Your life's biggest worry was that...Learn More

[Verse 1: Rhett] I was born with hair on my chest A gleam in my eye to latch onto a breast I cut my own umbilical cord with my razor-sharp teeth Then I drove home and my mom rode on in the back seat I didn't go through puberty, puberty went through me And it was never even awkward 'cause I made it happen instantly If you addressed a letter to 'Man'...Learn More