There's a horse in the middle of the hallway I don't know how it got there On my way to work today I saw a horse in the middle blocking the way I asked it nicely to move, but all it did was neigh And I don't wanna be an asshole, so I won't move it with force I'm just really damn confused 'Cause I'm not sure how, but there is a- Horse in the...Learn More

She had an accident weeks ago With the nuclear reactor and slippery fingers And now all day she glows Like a light without a plug-in And now you all are buggin' But I still love her, anyways That's all I have to say about it And yes, utensils stick to her You call that a reaction? I call it high fashion And I still make love to her And when I need...Learn More

Ominous Apple™️ cube floating in my room What will it speak to me today? Probably nothing, for it has no speakers Just the logo on the side it displays Oh, it just lives in my room Stealing info from me Why did I purchase the Cube? It's nothing that I really need Oh, it just lives in my room Spying for the NSA Why did I purchase the cube? I don’t...Learn More

I can't remember your name But I see you all over the place You're friends with my acquaintances And I know I've seen your face You're the guy who does the thing You do the thing with ol' what's his name I'm mightily embarrassed, I must admit Does your name start with a J? Didn't I see you one time at the one thing? You were wearing the same shirt...Learn More