[Lyric] Horse Hallway (Songs From The Moons)

There's a horse in the middle of the hallway
I don't know how it got there

On my way to work today
I saw a horse in the middle blocking the way
I asked it nicely to move, but all it did was neigh
And I don't wanna be an asshole, so I won't move it with force
I'm just really damn confused
'Cause I'm not sure how, but there is a-

Horse in the middle of the hallway
I don't know how it got there

I'm just trying to get to my office, but there's this horse in the way
How did the fuck did it get up here?
I don't know why it strikеs fear
It's just a goddamn-

Horse in the middlе of the hallway (HORSE)
I'm getting annoyed that it's still here (IN THE HALLWAY)
This is fucking ridiculous
I don't have all day
It's gotten into my cubicle and eaten my taxes like hay
Now this four-legged creature broke my desk in half
I don't care if I get fired, you know I'm gonna scream at the-

Horse in the middle of the hallway
Why the hell is it here?
The fucking horse in the middle of the hallway
Why is it fucking here?

You know what? No. I've had it with this fucking horse. It's eating all my paper, got me fired, I'm without a job. I'm penniless on the streets. I- I'm - UGH! I'm fucking starving because of this horse. Why the hell did it get into my office? How did it get into a building? How did it get into a municipal government building? Ugh

You know, it's times like these that remind me: nothing in life matters