When I was young My sister told me to just hold my breath and wait To pass the graveyard And I believed her And she always drove so slow And as I scoff at superstition Sucking air and held my nose And suddenly these days it doesn't seem so bad to breathe in, in a ghost As I'm shaking in my boots and [?] Hop on the straps, get going I'm [?] with...Learn More

And it all got me on the road So I shut my ass and wait for the bell Got people saying, "Holy smokes Pete I hear your voice echo out of the well" Don't wanna [?] For me it's [?] [?] my dainty little theater So it's not my fucking problem These are not the droids you're looking for And why the fuck am I so nervous? I'm an earthquake wrapped in a...Learn More

If I remember correctly I was quite young at the time My school leacher was pretty She was pretty fucking kind And that was I could really hope for at the time If I remember correctly all the shit I've told About everything I've ever wanted when I was 8 years old I want a car, I want a wife, I want a home I said it to you I said it to you I guess...Learn More

Hey Jeff, could you tell me what you're thinking? I heard you say to me The disembodied through the phone Bouncing from telephone pole to telephone pole Your message sent To try and not feel so alone Tied up nice and tight and tethered To the flight of some digital crow A split second to get it Your heart on your sleeve on electromagnetics Saying,...Learn More

You'll all be doing this by Labor Day Alright, do it to it Lars It's my honor Tony Let's forget about it, for a while I'm staring down denial All the times I could never fall asleep I want a high score for all the times I spent staring at the ceiling But I don't know Why all my friends are starting to smoke I wanna be like Matt DeMarco But I can't...Learn More

Hello, its just another way to keep cold It's just another way to make sure I don't sound stupid on the phone It's just another way to say that I'm afraid of getting old But I'm afraid of dying young Afraid of doing what I'm told I like the smell of hand sanitizer but I'm really none the wiser if my hands are any cleaner than before Open up the...Learn More

Hey dude Can you hear me Over the white noise that comes from your TV? I'm tired and dirty And I'm taking the turnpike the fuck out of Jersey And I need new copies of Stratego and Jumanji My armor's so tight on me That neither of your words or your arrows can hurt me And hey dude It's been a long while Wanna come over and watch basketball...Learn More

Well I've been getting in my own head So I guess I'll see you there If I could really scrounge up all the extra courage I could spare Then I'd slip into the batter's box A sandy [?] takes the mound And I know he's throwing meters But the way he stares me down I'm singing, comic convention says to never give up in the end Don't surrender, you're...Learn More

I wish my conversations were recorded Sharks are swimming in my head I have an existential crisis Every time I get in bed with you And now I'm laying on my carpet Watching Japanese cartoons Trying to not wake up in a panic in my attic I’ve had it for every fucking afternoon And so I say to myself Hey kid, I know you fell in love but she just...Learn More

Another night at home Another Google search "10 Easy Steps to Replicate Some Normal Social Function" I find it hard these days to reproduce self worth The kind of confidence I could pretend to have when I was younger My socks are inside out Suspended upside down Let all the blood rush to your head Sit it quick and let it all drain out Cause these...Learn More

The way that I bob and I weave in between problems and questions is so disconnected from the way I was when we first met How can you be so sure that I'm the same person? That's easy Some certified note from the government says I'm inadequate at some stupid inconsequential thing Like finance or driving or strictly surviving this terrible...Learn More