[Lyric] Splashton Kutcher (Stand and Wave)

Hey dude
Can you hear me
Over the white noise that comes from your TV?
I'm tired and dirty
And I'm taking the turnpike the fuck out of Jersey

And I need new copies of Stratego and Jumanji
My armor's so tight on me
That neither of your words or your arrows can hurt me

And hey dude
It's been a long while
Wanna come over and watch basketball highlights
And maybe we can go get a bite to eat
Or order [?]

And I keep having the same damn dream
Where someone I used to know is helping me out
And I keep hearing the same damn thing
Like hey dude let's chill while you're on the couch
And I keep having these memories of laughing at kombucha and flaxseed
Eating french fries in your backseat
And hurrying home to a couch
Where I am seeing
Yoga is just stretching
For people so much prettier than me
For someone to lend them some [?]
[?] likes on their Instagram

And I keep having the same damn dream
Where someone I used to know is helping me out
And I keep hearing the same damn thing
Like hey dude let's chill while you're on the couch
And I keep having the same damn dream
Where someone I used to know is helping me out
And I keep having the same dream
Cause I can't let go and it's freaking me out (out, out, out!)

And hey dude, can you hear me
Over the white noise that comes from your TV?
I'm tired, I'm dirty
And I'm taking the turnpike the fuck out of Jersey
And hey dude, can you hear me
Over the white noise that comes from your TV?
I'm tired, I'm dirty
And I'm taking the turnpike directly to Philly