Why are Satanists such dicks I think I understand it What else can you expect when being self-centered's a commandment? They're greedy, demented and insensitive as Hell They're liars and they're thieves and they're so proud of themselves They say they're more progressive than a Christian ever was But they merchandise as much as any damned...Learn More

(Knocking) Robert & Sean: Hello Robert: My name's Robert . . Sean: I'm Sean Robert: . . . and this our robot, Robot Robot: Good morning Robert: We're here to spread the good news . . Sean: . . . with songs . . Robert: . . . and hugs . . Sean: . . . but most importantly . . Robert: . . . with Jesus. Hit it, Robot!...Learn More

Diabolical Got a PHD in monkey business Let's take off our clothes and study fitness Stretch your calves massage your thighs Put on a mustache you've got a disguise Where have all the cowboys gone? They're masturbating with Grey Poupon Hey there babe, let's do lunch Douche my ass with Hawaiian Punch Beneath my house there is a grave There lies...Learn More

He is the light and the new king to be So get out of my way and don't fuck with me I can break your face I can break your shins I know Jesus Christ will forgive my sins Jesus is love Jesus is love Jesus is love Fucker Jesus is love Murdered by the Jews, murdered on the cross I murder mother fuckers because Jesus is the boss I'm allowed to...Learn More

Because I have to go to school I smoke some crack Because I have to go to work I smoke some crack Because the principal's a fool I smoke some crack Because my boss is such a jerk I smoke some crack Smoking crack I am smoking crack Smoking crack I am smoking crack Because I don't obey the law I smoke some crack Because I'm out of Diet Coke I smoke...Learn More