[Lyric] Diabolical (Tartar Control)

Diabolical
Got a PHD in monkey business
Let's take off our clothes and study fitness
Stretch your calves massage your thighs
Put on a mustache you've got a disguise

Where have all the cowboys gone?
They're masturbating with Grey Poupon
Hey there babe, let's do lunch
Douche my ass with Hawaiian Punch

Beneath my house there is a grave
There lies buried my microwave
I had to kill it when it stole my bitch
Shot the oven, threw thе whore in a ditch

But don't tell no one or I'll slit your throat
I'll rapе your body like I raped this goat
Goat rape solo

(Goat rape solo)
In my house I keep my soup
Fuck you jerk, I love F Troop
Reach inside my balls, pull out a puppy
Jerk off a balloon and rape a yuppie

Fall face first on the cement
Roll me over, look I've pitched a tent
I can hear Dad doing his magic chants
Up in the attic with his sexy pants
Diabolical