[Verse 1] We've all done things that we're horrified by Roll up, roll up, get your closure from me On the day that I die, in the autopsy They'll find a whole host of things that were wrong with me No funeral No funeral No funeral, no funeral [Verse 2] Who put the "jerk" in "tearjerker"? Who put the "ass" in "catastrophe"? On the day that I die,...Learn More

[Verse 1] The letting agent promised there were no ghosts in this house But it smells of smoke and tar and grilled sausage and wet boots So the dogs were going mad last night [Verse 2] I will perceive the smoke, the sulphur and the filth, the rotting things I will hear the wailing, shrieking, all the blasphemies and cries But look on the bright...Learn More

[Verse 1] Tonight Matthew, I am nothing, and I'm okay with that Tonight Matthew, I will shit in my own hands and clap Tonight Matthew, I will be your fucking punching bag Then write down how I feel so all your fucking friends can have a fucking laugh Tonight Matthew, I am nothing, and I'm okay with that Tonight Matthew, I will shit in my own hands...Learn More

[Verse 1] Is this a punishment? Are you trying to tell me something? Is there a lesson here? 'Cause the lesson's lost on me [Chorus] At the moment of death My power comes from Heaven [Verse 2] We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture I consider myself to be a powerful man Computer, find all occurrences of the word "glory" The whole...Learn More

[Verse] The first way to be humble, lower thyself, obedience The second is more perfect than the first Third is the most perfect, to be regarded as a useless fool But always, most importantly, you seem very cool Cool [Verse] The first way to be humble, lower thyself, obedience The second is more perfect than the first Third is the most perfect,...Learn More

[Verse 1] I got your letter I got her letters I wrote you back I never wrote her back [Chorus] Browbeaten [Post-Chorus] I hope this summer never ends, please call me "fuck" in front of my friends [Verse 2] Pork is sweet and sour Chimera Paris is less More [Chorus] Browbeaten Browbeaten Browbeaten Browbeaten again...Learn More

[Verse 1] My life's got so much simpler when I made the wise decision To only consume art which pats me on the back for being A good boy, a good boy, I feel like such a good one I only paid attention when the causes were convenient My life's got so much simpler when I made the wise decision To never learn the difference between good and...Learn More

[Verse 1] I am extremely handsome and alluring And I will face God as I walk backwards into Hell I am electrocuting my own muscles to force myself to dab And I will face God as I walk backwards into Hell [Pre-Chorus] People so nice you can't believe it People so mean you can't believe it Take a deep breath, ready to relive it Grinding your teeth,...Learn More

[Intro] I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you? I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you? I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you? I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you? [Chorus] We are all in breach of a social contract Better lawyer up Just say the word and I'll be your doormat I'll be your doormat, I'll be...Learn More