[Lyric] No Funeral (Thank (UK))

[Verse 1]
We've all done things that we're horrified by
Roll up, roll up, get your closure from me
On the day that I die, in the autopsy
They'll find a whole host of things that were wrong with me
No funeral
No funeral
No funeral, no funeral

[Verse 2]
Who put the "jerk" in "tearjerker"?
Who put the "ass" in "catastrophe"?
On the day that I die, when they bury me
I want the worms all to know I wasn't lazy
Be humble
Be humble
Three ways of being humble

[Chorus]
I came, I saw, that's all
And well, I fеll, oh well
[Verse 3]
I was a Martian, I died
I used to brеathe carbon dioxide
Boris, prophet, from the past, a warning
He's not an ordinary guy
The only one who survived
The other staff at CNN have all died
Doomsday, Turner, video to transmitter
The band plays one last time

[Chorus]
I came, I saw, that's all
And well, I fell, oh well
I came, I saw, that's all
I came, I came again