His hair is red His eyes are green He's like a person that you've never seen He'll sing and dance He's been to France But now he doesn't seem to stand a chance (That's when I saw) Howdy Doody in the woodshed (Goin' down on Buffalo Bob) Howdy Doody in the woodshed (Goin' down on Buffalo Bob) Howdy Doody in the woodshed (Goin' down on Buffalo...Learn More

LEONARD: This is a song that we wrote for Led Zeppelin in 1969 Hey, babe Stop what you do-do there Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby Stop what you do-do there I don't know what it is about you, but I sure do like it a lot Won't you let me hold you, baby? Feel your loving touch, wha (Breakdown) (Breakdown) I really, really think you're swell I want all...Learn More

One day I was walking to school I saw these bullies, and they thought they were cool They put me down and they pushed me around They stole my book and they called me a clown Now give it back (back) Back (back) Yeah, you dirty rat (back) You better give it back (back) I went to school Yeah, I went anyway I said I'd show them another day I brought...Learn More

Tra la la, la-la la la La la la, la-la la la Tra la la, la-la la la Tra la la, la-la la la One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a split, so do many more Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go Come along to bring you the Banana Splits show (Tra la la, la-la la la) Ba-da-ba-da (Tra la la, la-la la la) Ba-da-ba-da (Tra...Learn More

All right! I'm finished with my woman 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane Because I am frowning all the time All day long I search for things But nothing seems to satisfy I think that I might lose my mind If I don't find something to qualify Can you help me Help me with my brain? Oh no And so as you hear these...Learn More

Gigantor Gigantor Gigantor Gigantor Gigantor Gigantor Gigantor the space age robot He's at your command Gigantor the space age robot His power is in your hand Bigger than big (big) (Tall) Quicker than quick (quick) Stronger than strong (strong) Ready to fight for right against...Learn More

LEONARD, DRESSED AS THE DEVIL: This next song is about my faithful servant Leonard's penis!  And his name is Stewart! That’s right!  And when you come to the end of your puny little insignificant post-teenage lives, and the ferryman dangles out his boney appendage, you must be made to answer the question: if Stewart could talk... I've got a...Learn More

When you're on the road And your car won't pull that load And your wheels aren't really feeling fine Well, I know of this joint Where they're gonna check your plugs and points I know these guys, they're three good friends of mine Ha! (Manny, Moe and Jack) They know what I'm after (Manny, Moe and Jack) They know what I'm after They really...Learn More