Hey, heard you were a LOBSTER BOY I didn’t cry at all on the day I was born So the midwife wouldn’t spank me I taught myself through potty training So Mommy wouldn’t twist my titties I won first place in the science fair So Dad wouldn’t beat the shit out of me I didn’t pop a boner during my presentation (good idea) So my teacher wouldn’t beat...Learn More

(One, two, three, four) What did you say about my Uncle Frambus? They say his diapers are the dampest He used to play the sax on campus He was good (He was good) He was good (He was good) He was good (He was good) Yeah! (A creamy mature English with rich, dark chocolate curls) You gotta keep a bit of an eye on Frambus Cause he’s kinda gettin’...Learn More