To end this grief, I'd be a thief Tired of being hungry, and I need relief Home! Cooked! Meal! I'd kill or die for just one bite I've never known this painful of an appetite Feed! Me! Food!...Learn More

Another day, what the heck? Another noose around my neck Another time I've changed my mind Another year, another loss Another badly-called coin toss Another time I'll never find Where is my attention span? My life is in the garbage can It makes me wanna laugh and sing a song Every time I try to think My mind is in the fuckin' clink And everything...Learn More

I'm in love It’s killing me It smothers me completely I'm in love It's my end-it-all I might as well go die I’m in love It's a punchline At the end of a joke I'm in love It's like slow death One day at a time Dammit! I'm in love It's a hand grenade in my mouth Pull the pin I'm in love And I hate it It's the end of the line I’m in love It...Learn More

I'm a liar, and I think you're cool I'm a liar, and you're not a fool I tell lies sometimes, I try not Truth is something that I forgot I'm a liar, and you're my best friend I'm a liar, and I don't pretend Don't put me on the polygraph 'Cause the results might make you laugh Beat me like a liar Set my pants on fire 'Cause I'm a liar, true And I'd...Learn More

It's a hundred million years old It's an understatement to say it's fuckin' cold It's a very thick sheet of ice If you wanna get a suntan, it isn't paradise Antarctica Antarctica For such a big land mass It can't produce one blade of grass There's not a single fuckin' tree And crops aren't grown...Learn More