[Lyric] Antarctica (The Jackie Papers)

It's a hundred million years old
It's an understatement to say it's fuckin' cold
It's a very thick sheet of ice
If you wanna get a suntan, it isn't paradise

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For such a big land mass
It can't produce one blade of grass
There's not a single fuckin' tree
And crops aren't grown commercially

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If it's an entire continent
Then why are no cities or towns in it?
Even Eskimos won't live there
It's even too cold for polar bears
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