A captain gets his pleasure from how well his ship responds His hands must know how the ropes will tight secure her bonds He knows to get her going she needs her sails unfurled She'll handle nicely for an afternoon travel round the world Raise the mast to get her going Get that wood up standing tall Raise the mast to get her going To the (?) port...Learn More

If I had another penny I would have another gill I would make the piper play 'The Bonny Lass of Byker Hill' Byker Hill and Walker Shore Collier lads for ever more Byker Hill and Walker Shore Collier lads for ever more The pitman and the keelman trim They drink bumble made from gin Then to dance they do begin To the tune of the Elsie Marley Byker...Learn More

Drink with me to joy and drink with me to pain Drink with me to losing love and finding it again Let's drink to our health if the fates will allow But whatever we'll be drink, drank, drunk (Drink, drank, drunk!) Right now I've never been skydiving, I get to start today You see, I took a bet, I lost, now I've a debt to pay I'm drinking liquid...Learn More

What will we do when we have no money? Oh true lovers what will we do then? Oh, we'll hawk through the town for a hungry crown And we’ll yodel it over again What will we do if we marry a tinker? Oh true lovers what will we do then? Oh, we'll sell a tin can and walk on with me man And we’ll yodel it over again What will we do if we marry a...Learn More

There's a warm welcome place that my hearts wants to be And my feet are now heading that way There's a smile on my face when that thought comes to me So my mind turns to home and I say Thanks for the memories of being with you Of singing and playing and laughter Thanks even more for the friendship most true I'll treasure it ever and after Though...Learn More

Come my lads, let us be jolly Drive away all melancholy To be sad it would be folly When we're met together Let union be in all our hearts Let union join our hearts as one We'll end the day as we begun We'll end it all in pleasure Right fulla-rulla-rulla too-ra-lai Oh right fulla-rulla-rulla too-ra-lai Oh right fulla-rulla-rulla too-ra-lai Oh...Learn More

When in my life I'm feeling low Self pity starts to take control Until I see the strength that is shown My friends who in my life I've known And as I watch that quiet strain I keep my own pain at arm's length With each example that my friend said I let go sadness and regret Good friends give love so we may learn To give it back in turn Good...Learn More

Oh me father was an Ulsterman, proud Protestant was he Me mother was a Catholic girl, from County Cork was she They were married in two churches, lived happily enough Until the day that I was born and things got rather tough Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen Me father he was orange and me mother she was green Baptised by father...Learn More

Don't mind the waves or the rolling sea The weary night never worries me But the hardest time in sailor's day Is to watch the sun as it dies away Here's one more day on the Grey Funnel Line The finest ship that sails the sea Is still a prison for the likes of me But give me wings like Noah's dove And I'll fly up harbor to the girl I love Here's...Learn More

Whether whiskey or lager or on stout you rely Vodka, rum or brandy or a drop of the rye Come my friends, let's raise a glass And drink this pub dry Drink, drink, drink! At the end of the day, to the pub I do go I sit at the bar and the drinks start to flow I drink a pint or three of lager with a whiskey float While the bartender tends to every...Learn More

My mouth gets me into every kind of trouble When a man's involved you can always make that double Every man I meet with his mouth will try to woo me No man I have met has a tongue that can subdue me If things seem dim and your prospects are grim Never doubt that your mouth can help you out And if you want to know the point of our show Oral is the...Learn More

I thank you, dear suitor, for showing such respect By steadfastly maintaining your gaze above my neck You've treated me as equal, and praised my intellect And now I must confess these things have had a strange effect Your reluctance to objectify gives me shivers up my thighs Your willingness to listen makes my lady parts glisten You've made my...Learn More