[Lyric] Dear Suitor (The Merry Wives Of Windsor)

I thank you, dear suitor, for showing such respect
By steadfastly maintaining your gaze above my neck
You've treated me as equal, and praised my intellect
And now I must confess these things have had a strange effect

Your reluctance to objectify gives me shivers up my thighs
Your willingness to listen makes my lady parts glisten
You've made my lust quite evident by waiting for my full consent
The act of darning your own sock makes me want to-

Whoa!

Spoken:
Rеspect your physical boundaries as well

Sung:
So darling look mе in the eye
Once more and then I'll tell you why
You've made my feelings crystal clear
I'm pleased now to inform you dear
My boobs are down here