[Intro] Come [?] kiss me [?] No… no, no, no! [Verse 1] Well, I wish I had a wife Ooh, a little troublemakin’ wife And if she burns the eggs and bacon We’ll eat out tonight [Verse 2] Well, I wish I had a wife Ooh, a little sexy little wife Who wore a lot of flannel [Verse 3] Well, I wish I had a wife Ooh, an ugly duckling little wife Who had a...Learn More