[Lyric] I Wish I Had A Wife (The Rhinos (CAN))

[Intro]
Come [?] kiss me [?]
No… no, no, no!

[Verse 1]
Well, I wish I had a wife
Ooh, a little troublemakin’ wife
And if she burns the eggs and bacon
We’ll eat out tonight

[Verse 2]
Well, I wish I had a wife
Ooh, a little sexy little wife
Who wore a lot of flannel

[Verse 3]
Well, I wish I had a wife
Ooh, an ugly duckling little wife
Who had a face like a chicken
Whoa, that'd still be nice
[Instrumental]

[Verse 4]
Well, I wish I had a wife
Ooh, a fuel-injected little wife
With a jumpstart libido
Hey, wouldn’t that be neato

[Outro]
Well, I wish I had a… wife
A wife, a wifе, wife, wife, wife...