[Verse 1] There's a place you can go if you can’t write songs You can take along your demos and they'll tell you why it's wrong It’s a kick on the one. Hat and snare on the three Take the bass for a walk in the relative keys of (Sex, drugs) and rock 'n' roll workshops (Sex, drugs) and rock 'n' roll workshops (Sex, drugs) and rock 'n' roll...Learn More

[Verse] I'm up to brave the day. I'm ready for my close up and a sedative I think it's safe to say we've come too far to focus on the positives It might look better if we set the hoop on fire. Maybe better if we lose the safety net It might look better if we slowly cut the wire for added value when we auction off your sweat I guess it's just the...Learn More

[Verse 1] I saw the secret handshake I deciphered the cryptic code I was there when they built the earthquake. When the goalkeeper saved my soul When the KKK laced poison in your steak And the lost boys spilt your milk And the little green men and Mr Benn Are spreading evil of a different ilk [Pre-Chorus] They saw you coming Through x-ray...Learn More

[Verse 1] Another day. Again I'm a mess I must be wicked. They never let me rest And though I play the game I keep my cards by my chest They broke the camel's back I'll head to the press but first [Chorus] I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio I want a Merc...Learn More

[Verse] I never go home when I should If I could then I would But I don't so fuck it I never go home when I should If I would then Maybe I could pay my way I never go home when I should If I could then I would But I don't so fuck it I never go home when I should If I would then Maybe I could pay my way [Chorus] One more One more One more One more...Learn More

[Verse] Make a wish And smile while you spoon-feed the rich Though the wheat is the chaff You're good to go. You’ve got the green light to gasp at The army of hopeless that don't get the joke Tired but pleased To wade through the muck just to sift through the shit [Pre-Chorus] Well done. The children of the elephant man Well done. The children of...Learn More

[Verse 1] Daddy's gonna buy me a pitchfork Mummy's gonna buy me a gun We've got free tickets to the witch hunt Where I'll learn how to get things done [Pre-Chorus] You don't need books When you've got guts There's no such thing As innocence [Chorus] For the snakes in the grass there is ink in our guns From the fable to the page to the tips of our...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well, one has a mouthpiece the other operates the guns I've ascertained that they don't like the cut of my jib, one bit He says I coulda had class like Marlon Brando. Cut my teeth with the valley commandos Looking at my face. Are you coming for me? O my lord [Chorus] Who me? Who me? How so? Who me? Who me? How so? Who me? Who me? How...Learn More

Hark at the thick cunts riding the waves Hark g-g-g-g-g-get out of the way They think I'm dumb so they’ll find me a place Thanks but the answer's no Thanks but the answer's no all the same Thanks but the answer’s no all the same Hark at the thick cunts riding the waves Hark g-g-g-g-g-get out of the way They think I'm dumb so they'll find me a...Learn More

[Verse 1] I start things that I never finish I buy books that I never read I swore I'd turn the world into a firework But I was lying through my teeth [Bridge] If only I lived automatically [Verse 2] I sat and watched my will diminish My aspiration is out at sea My bones have turned to rust as they've gathered dust My eyes are open but I'm...Learn More

[Verse 1] The parlour was inviting. It was radiant. It was quaint How they'd laugh and they'd joke and they'd dance and they'd gloat to the soundtrack of distaste The trophy was a vampire. Dead but dressed up to the nines The practised vivacity seemed satisfactory if obvious in design [Pre-Chorus] But you're better than everyone You're better than...Learn More