[Lyric] Refauxlution (The St Pierre Snake Invasion)

[Verse 1]
Another day. Again I'm a mess
I must be wicked. They never let me rest
And though I play the game I keep my cards by my chest
They broke the camel's back I'll head to the press but first

[Chorus]
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
To tell them the truth and let the whole world know
The revolution is a hoax

[Verse 2]
Hey, don't try to be brave
Don't be a hero and I swear you'll be okay
But I won't let you go till my needs are met
You'll know my reasons once I speak to the press but first
[Chorus]
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
To tell them the truth and let the whole world know

[Bridge]
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
To tell them the truth and let the whole world know

[Breakdown]
The revolution is a hoax
Nouveau trenches and faux rebel ghosts
The revolution is a hoax
Is a hoax, is a hoax

[Chorus]
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio
I want a Merc and a passport
Eight beers and a smoke
I want to speak to the news crew
To tell them the truth and let the whole world know
The revolution is a hoax
(A hoax)