[Begin Sample] Come along now children We're going to have a little music Like old times Look now, I'll start the melody on the organ [End Sample] It's Spare the Rock With Bill and Ella It's Spare the Rock And sometimes Liam It's Spare the Rock time It's time for Spare the Rock...Learn More

[Gloria, Unknown male] What do you think--what do you make out of that recording? I don't know, Gloria, I just do-- Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? Yeah And then it says, "Another child is born in India every time you call this number," right? Yeah, right Does that make any sense to you? No, it doesn't make no...Learn More

Careless Santa Spoiled my Christmastime Thoughtless Santa How can I forgive him? Been so good all year long Bag of money was all I asked him for Down my chimney it came My one Christmas wish Landed on my arm and broke it Careless Santa Spoiled my bank robbing scheme Thoughtless Santa How can I forgive him? I laid low like we planned Bag of money...Learn More

[Verse 1] I lost Thursday I had it somewhere Don't say it’s where I left it I lost Thursday like it was nothing That fact is uncontested [Pre-Chorus] I am sleepy I'm not strong but it was like any day Where I left it Take it back Now I suspect foul play [Chorus] Nights flow right into the next I'm reading off this text and thinking very fast This...Learn More

[Verse 1] The sun is a miasma Of incandescent plasma The sun's not simply made out of gas, no, no, no The sun is a quagmire It's not made of fire Forget what you've been told in the past [Hook] (Plasma) Electrons are free (Plasma) Fourth state of matter Not gas, not liquid, not solid [Verse 2] The sun isn't a red dwarf I hope it never morphs Into...Learn More

Name They're gonna stop you for this They won't forget about this It's not the same after this Name They're gonna love you for this They're gonna crown you for this Everything's new after this All the kids at the mall We're just Stepford kids We're like our mom and dads All the kids havin' fun It's not real fun We don't know what is...Learn More

Dial-a-Song They Might Be Giants has this thing called Dial-a-Song And every week this station plays the latest one On They Might Be Giants Dial-a-Song Radio Network I know it sounds confusing, never mind...Learn More

In between the matter I would fall Like the notes between the chords in this song Possibilities would be great I could attend, I would not be late For the gathering of the society of the Oddballs! Though every ball is different Oddball! I might as well be all alone if I'm not Oddball! Because time between the oddballs is so very long Now I wanna...Learn More

Showdown at The Battery Showdown at The Battery now Showdown at The Battery, showdown Put down that snowball now Got no inclination to play around Must be hard for you draculas But nobody's scared of you I take the long way home Stay realistic and stay awake My mind is a wrecking ball And someday my mind's gonna wreck all y'all (All...Learn More

Vote and don't Do what strangers tell you Vote although There’s something I could tell you You might vote for someone else And I might want to change your mind So vote and don't today Vote and know It might make a difference Vote and know It might not make a difference You might see the contradiction But they're not talking to you Vote and don’t...Learn More