Oh, I don't want to stay in tonight and watch Death Wish 3 Fall asleep with pizza crumbs on my clothes So put away that hash pipe, the pornography, and the booze 'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues Don't do anything crazy Like defecate in your pants because you're lazy Oh, put away that crack pipe Put some makeup on that...Learn More

Yeah! Starr Hill Music Hall Glazed with alcohol Spun from sugar by woodland creatures You're the pupils, they're the teachers Gonna pack my rucksack in my backpack And scamper down the train track Sell the car, sell the house, sell the kids Yeah! Starr Hill Music Hall Exploded like a basketball Filled with devils from the depths of Hell Hey,...Learn More

[Begin Sample] Come along now children We're going to have a little music Like old times Look now, I'll start the melody on the organ [End Sample] It's Spare the Rock With Bill and Ella It's Spare the Rock And sometimes Liam It's Spare the Rock time It's time for Spare the Rock...Learn More

The Egg, exciting and old The Egg, you'll do what you're told The Egg, the Egg, no corners for you The Egg, permission to land The Egg, where should I stand? The Egg, the Egg, no corners for you Poured concrete flowing into organic shapes Carpet, wood trim, and some velvet drapes Combine to make one perfect place From the outside I am...Learn More

[Gloria, Unknown male] What do you think--what do you make out of that recording? I don't know, Gloria, I just do-- Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right? Yeah And then it says, "Another child is born in India every time you call this number," right? Yeah, right Does that make any sense to you? No, it doesn't make no...Learn More

We know there is a world of camps We know you have your choice of camps But there is only just one great Performing Arts camp Taste the lights, taste the action, taste the fame Camp Campington's Falls Wallet making Re-enacting Balloons and friends and fun For one magic week Come on! Camp Campingston Falls (taste the fame) Camp Campington's Falls...Learn More

Lookin' for somewhere to park this Big old amphibian carcass Goin' on a froggy excursion Tryin' every froggy inversion Takin' a frog stand With my frog band At Toad's Doin' the lean-back With some greenbacks At Toad's Pollywog strummin' my six-string Flies hangin' out on my tongue thing Goin' on a froggy excursion Tryin' every froggy...Learn More

[JF]: You ready, John? [JL]: I think so, yeah. We just made this song up today, like we do. It's about - it's called The Music Farm. That's the name of the song. This is how it goes Farm, farm Music farm Growing music straight out of the ground Music chickens lay music eggs You get the idea Farm, farm Music farm Independent,...Learn More

Careless Santa Spoiled my Christmastime Thoughtless Santa How can I forgive him? Been so good all year long Bag of money was all I asked him for Down my chimney it came My one Christmas wish Landed on my arm and broke it Careless Santa Spoiled my bank robbing scheme Thoughtless Santa How can I forgive him? I laid low like we planned Bag of money...Learn More

I I got I got kicked I got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Stone Pone Stone Pony I got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Pony Where I swore to the guy That the guy who took his beer wasn't me Me got Me got kicked Me got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Stone Pone Stone Pony Me got kicked in the head backstage at the...Learn More

We are the guests of Mr. Smalls He's somewhere watching us Through eyeholes in the walls Mr. Small's Theatre Partly hoping, half afraid We will rock it so well We will roll down the hill We will rock it so well We will roll down the hill Mr. Small's Mr. Small's Mr. Small's Mr. Small's I still have dreams about a place Called the Electric...Learn More

[Verse 1] I lost Thursday I had it somewhere Don't say it’s where I left it I lost Thursday like it was nothing That fact is uncontested [Pre-Chorus] I am sleepy I'm not strong but it was like any day Where I left it Take it back Now I suspect foul play [Chorus] Nights flow right into the next I'm reading off this text and thinking very fast This...Learn More