[Lyric] Glorias Phone Call (They Might Be Giants)

[Gloria, Unknown male]
What do you think--what do you make out of that recording?
I don't know, Gloria, I just do--
Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right?
Yeah
And then it says, "Another child is born in India every time you call this number," right?
Yeah, right
Does that make any sense to you?
No, it doesn't make no sense to me

Bu--and the guy that spoke--I don't know who he is
Yeah
But that--that--it doesn't sound like no answering machine, right?
No, it ain't an answering machine because they're not saying anything; they just--

But what does he get--how does he make money on this? Whatever he's advertising in the paper. This is the part that don't make no sense
Oh, he's advertising this in the paper you saw it
In the Village Voice, yeah. They got--that's where the Kiss Clinic, but they give you another number if you wanna join it. Then I got the "intellectuals meet with other intellectuals..."
Yeah
"...speak another language."
Yeah. Oh
They meet at La Met--La Maisonette restaurant. They give you the price. Then they give you another number to call if you're interested. This guy... all you get is this here recording, but u-w--I don't see how he makes money
Yeah, yeah
You know what I'm saying? It's just.... They got the craziest things in that paper
Then they got dial-a-stripper
...Yeah,
Yeah they got stripper grams, all kinds of crazy-
I don't get how the hell they dial a stripper, a stripper dances
you dial a stripper they come right to your house
...Really?
Yeah but you gotta pay for them, Yeah!
They come in person?
Yeah, they come in person, they have goril- they come with a gorilla, but some come with a lion, they put the craziest things in this paper.
Yeah dial a stripper, theres a few of those
I don't know what the hell a-
I don't think that one is a recording I think that one is live.
I don't know I didn't call it.
Woah well you gotta pay for that- for the stripper, don't you know?
well she comes over you gotta pay, yeah, i'm not connecting my number to that.
No, she must be a hustler
I don't wanna connect my phone to that stuff-
No of course not.
I'm not into staring with somebodies business, this is just a recording, that's a live thing.
Yeah, Yeah, oh yeah.
And they have dial a balloon
Yeah, Yeah
They come over with a--they got the craziest things. But this one here-- "There Must Be Giants," it's called. And it says "call machine," and they got the phone number
Yeah
But what kind of money does he make? It don't make no sense. Well, he don't make any money, right?
No
But, that's--then he's a nut, right?
Yeah right.
[Gloria, Second unknown male]
Do you see--do you see any sense to that? "There May Be Giants?" That reco--that recording I have on. The new one. Did you hear it? I changed it. I took off the intellectuals. I put on There May Be Giants
What?
Who's They May Be Giants?
What are you talking about?
That's what's on my--the phone, There May Be G-- well I can't explain it, cause I don't know what it is
Maybe you could make sense once in a while
Look in the paper! Don't blame me if the guy's a nut!

[Gloria, Unknown male]
Yeah
No 976 numbers will work on th- on that
No this ain't nothin dirty
No it ain't, it ain't-
[Music starts]
But it's annoying, right?
[vegan hieroglyphics?]
Th-then it comes on and he says another child is born in India and then he plays that crazy music
no it says uh- its in the dudes voice, theres uhh- there might be giants, thats what it says, right?
yeah
[Music ends]
there might be giants and it says "call this machine" and the number is 387- thats the first 3 numbers by the way-
[Music starts again]
yeah yeah
Thats gotta be a [?] right?
Eh
[Gloria, Unknown male, "Gloria Says "Blast Her Out"]
I don't know.
Why don't you blast her out? Carl had a woman in his building, I don't know if I told you, above him, that used to move furniture all hours of the night. So he started blasting music and then she shut up.
Ohh.
But you can't stand the blasting music either.
Well that's not right neither, ya know?
No, what you could do is play music so you don't hear her water.
Naww.. I don't wanna- I don't wanna play a radio if I don't want to listen to it.
Well why don't somebody- You should've told me, I would have put a note under her door. When I was-
Ahhh, nah i'm-
'Dear...dear Madam, could you please be more careful about the water?'