[Verse 1] All lined up in a wedding group 'Ere we are for a photograph We're all dressed up in a morning suit All trying not to laugh Since the early caveman in his fur Took a trip to Gretna Green There's always been a photographer To record the 'appy scene! [Pre Chorus] 'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture Click What a picture, what a...Learn More

[ARTHUR] If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday Tuesday, Monday Any day but Sunday Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine ‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Maidstone Kingston, Oakstone, anywhere but Folkestone Folkestone’s the place where it’s got to be fine ‘Cause that’s where I’m...Learn More

Who's got a beard that's long and white Santa's got a beard that's long and white Who comes around on a special night Santa comes around on a special night Special Night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who wears boots and a suit of red Santa wears boots and a suit of red Who wears a long cap on his...Learn More