Song: Flash Bang Wallop Remastered 2015
Viewed: 40 - Published at: 2 years ago
Artist: Tommy Steele
Year: 1999Viewed: 40 - Published at: 2 years ago
[Verse 1]
All lined up in a wedding group
'Ere we are for a photograph
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
All trying not to laugh
Since the early caveman in his fur
Took a trip to Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
To record the 'appy scene!
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
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[Verse 2]
The same thing happened long ago
When man was in his prime
And what went on we only know
From the snaps he took at the time
When Adam n' Evе in their birthday suit
Decided to gеt wed
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the camera said
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Verse 3]
You've read it in a folio
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
How Juliet fell for Romeo
In the merry month of May
And as 'e climbed the orchard wall
To reach 'is lady fair
As he tumbled, she began to bawl
As he floated through the air
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap
What a night he spent
Tights all torn and his rapier bent
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap
What a night he spent
Tights all torn and his rapier bent
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Outro]
Stick it in your family
Stick it in your family
Stick it in your family
Album
All lined up in a wedding group
'Ere we are for a photograph
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
All trying not to laugh
Since the early caveman in his fur
Took a trip to Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
To record the 'appy scene!
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Verse 2]
The same thing happened long ago
When man was in his prime
And what went on we only know
From the snaps he took at the time
When Adam n' Evе in their birthday suit
Decided to gеt wed
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the camera said
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Verse 3]
You've read it in a folio
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
How Juliet fell for Romeo
In the merry month of May
And as 'e climbed the orchard wall
To reach 'is lady fair
As he tumbled, she began to bawl
As he floated through the air
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap
What a night he spent
Tights all torn and his rapier bent
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Pre Chorus]
'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture
Click
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap
What a night he spent
Tights all torn and his rapier bent
[Chorus]
Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family
Album
[Outro]
Stick it in your family
Stick it in your family
Stick it in your family
Album
( Tommy Steele )
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