Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man It happened yesterday Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man Now he won't go away He gobbles me, I gobble him We're gobblin' all day Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man Hey It started with a quarter But quickly fizzled out I see him in my dreams at night Scuttling about I know this love will never die His spongy face, his hungry eye The...Learn More

(Spoken) If you've never played Pac-Man before, it's sort of like this: (Noises from the arcade game Pac-Man play, edited together) Being round a yellow guy? Pac-Man! Do he eating lots of dots? Pac-Man! Running up and down your street Screaming at your mailbox now Hanging from your ceiling fan? Pac-Man! Mouth a open and a close? Pac-Man! Run your...Learn More