[Lyric] Pac-Man Is Forty and so Should You (Worm Quartet)

(Spoken)
If you've never played Pac-Man before, it's sort of like this:
(Noises from the arcade game Pac-Man play, edited together)

Being round a yellow guy?
Pac-Man!
Do he eating lots of dots?
Pac-Man!
Running up and down your street
Screaming at your mailbox now
Hanging from your ceiling fan?
Pac-Man!

Mouth a open and a close?
Pac-Man!
Run your fingers on my arm!
Pac-Man!
Jumping up and down real fast
Putting butter in your hat
Shaving all your fish at night?
Pac-Man!
Ohh... Ohh... Ohh...
It's time to Pac-Man!
The best way to Pac-Man is to use the game!
You move the joystick and you eat the dot
Eat all the dot, you win another maze
And mazes are the place where Pac-Man goes!
He eat a key or maybe eat a pear
Cuz these are food for eating in the maze
But ghosts are making death so run away
Or make a blue ghost turn into a food!

ASMR!

Eat a dot and eat a fruit?
Pac-Man
Leaving something on the stove?
Pac-Man
Spinning on a countertop
Sniffing all your laundry now
Blinky and Inky feeling rather sheepish?
Pac-Man

Ohhhh... Ohhhh... Ohhhh...
Nice shoes let's Pac-Man!
And the Pac-Man is the thing that you will move
The thing is all the Pac-Man that there is
For eating all the dots and also Clyde
But also Clyde is only sometimes food
The food is very eating for the mouth
Cuz mouth is all the thing that Pac-Man has
But if the death makes melting from the ghosts
Then look another Pac-Man is arrive!