[Verse 1] I'm hungry, lookin' in the kitchen For a tasty treat to help me stop thinnin' The cupboard's empty, except for the back A small stack of snacks, in a foil it's wrapped I take it to the sofa, and watch TV The pack's not feeling quite as heavy I look down, and what do I see? It's empty, and they're sugar-free! [Chorus] I just ate an entire...Learn More