[Lyric] I Just Ate An Entire Pack Of Mints And Im Gonna Shit Myself (Yuri Tarded)

[Verse 1]
I'm hungry, lookin' in the kitchen
For a tasty treat to help me stop thinnin'
The cupboard's empty, except for the back
A small stack of snacks, in a foil it's wrapped
I take it to the sofa, and watch TV
The pack's not feeling quite as heavy
I look down, and what do I see?
It's empty, and they're sugar-free!

[Chorus]
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself (Yeah)
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself (Woah)
They just tasted good, and I really didn't think
I better enjoy the next 24 hours, 'cause I'll be shitting in the sink
That's right!

[Verse 2]
I don't care if I have good breath
If it makes my bathroom smell like death
It tasted great but I payed the fees
And I covered it up with a minty breeze
I'm on my throne, squatting, squinting
Why the fuck did I put so many mints in?
Here's the moral of my narrative
Never down a natural laxative
[Chorus]
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself (Yeah)
I just ate an entire pack of mints and I'm gonna shit myself (Woah)
They just tasted good, and I really didn't think
I better enjoy the next 24 hours, 'cause I'll be shitting in the sink
That's right!

[Outro]
Oh God, oh fuck
Why? Why?
It burns! The pain!
Ah!
Crying