[Lyric] 12 Days of Aussie Christmas Bonus Track (Colin Buchanan)

[Verse 1: Colin and Greg, Colin]
(Ah, the twelve days of Aussie Christmas.)
On the first day of Christmas, a swagman at the gate
Said, "Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!"

[Verse 2: Colin and Greg]
On the second day of Christmas, an emu by the fence
Said, "Good on ya cob"
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!

[Verse 3: Colin and Greg]
On the third day of Christmas, a shearer down the shed
Said, "How 'bout the flies?"
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!

[Verse 4: Colin and Greg]
On the fourth day of Christmas, a goanna on a rock
Said, "It's stinking hot"
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!
[Verse 5: Colin and Greg, Colin]
On the fifth day of Christmas, Frank put up the sign;
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout thе flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussiе Christmas mate!
(Now just take a breather here, [?])

[Verse 6: Colin and Greg, Colin]
On the sixth day of Christmas, a dingo by the dam
Said "I'm flat out 'till Chrissy"
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!
(Alright, start the mower)

[Verse 7: Colin and Greg, Colin]
On the seventh day of Christmas, Sue put up the lights
Drop in for a chinwag (Garbled telephone chatter)
Flat out 'till Chrissy
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!
(Champs, your moment of glory)
[Verse 8: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
On the eight day of Christmas, they called the CFA (Country Fire Association)
Santa's on a firetruck (Ooh, there he goes!) (Sirens and Santa saying 'Merry Christmas!')
Drop in for a chinwag (Garbled telephone chatter) (Hello, what? Hello? You're breaking up)
Flat out 'till Chrissy (I'm flat out mate)
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!

[Verse 9: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
On the ninth day of Christmas, you should have heard the cheer
School's out for summer (Children 'Hooray'ing) (Is it?) (Yes!)
Santa's on a firetruck (Sirens and 'Ho-ho-ho'ing) (No he's not.) (He is)
Drop in for a chinwag (Garbled telephone chatter)([?])
Flat out 'till Chrissy (Chuckles) (Nearly got it!)
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!
(Pull the spark plug out, and see if you can get a spark out of it)

[Verse 10: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
On the tenth day of Christmas, you couldn't move in town
A madhouse up Main street (Mm, you couldn't, mhm)
School's out for summer (Children cheering)
Oh, Santa's, on a firetruck! (Ho-ho-ho-ing)
Drop in for a chinwag (Alright, okay, when would you like?)
Flat out 'till Chrissy
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!
(Ah, it's a workout)
[Verse 11: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, they drew the raffle prize
You little beauty!
Madhouse up Main street
School's out for summer (Children cheering)
Well Santa's on a firetruck
Well, drop in for a chinwag
Well, nah, I'm flat out 'till Chrissy (Chuckles Oh no!)
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas mate!
(Last day of Christmas coming up, so this is the big one)

[Verse 12: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
On the 12th day of Christmas, we'll take an early mark
Knock off 'till New Year! (People cheering 'Happy New Year')
You little beauty
Madhouse up main street
School's out for summer
Santa's on a firetruck
Drop... in for a chinwag!
Flat out 'till Chrissy! (Anyway we're up to this bit!)
Total fire ban!
It's stinking hot
How 'bout the flies?
Good on ya cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!